Goat Simulator Update v1.0.28026 (c) Coffee Stain Studios
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    ▐▌  Release Date: 01/04/2014        Protection: Steam       ▌
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     ▓▌ Cracked By..: BAT-TEAM          # of Files: few         ▐
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        A text list of fixes/updates is included in the pack.

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        Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology,
        bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer
        have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have
        finally come true! WASD to write history.

        Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much
        destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been
        compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of
        being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks,
        you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a
        backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and
        you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam
        Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels,
        missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the
        sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it
        and crash the game.

        Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game
        and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on
        something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or
        maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a
        real goat.

        Key Features
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        * You can be a goat
        * Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends
          that you're the alpha goat
        * Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels,
          missions, game modes, and more!
        * MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs,
          everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
        * In-game physics that spazz out all the time
        * Seriously look at that goat's neck
        * You can be a goat

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         1. Unpack release.
         2. Install the update to where you installed the game.
         3. Copy the cracked content from /Crack dir to the
            same place.
         4. Enjoy! ;)

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whatsnew
-> Added more goats.
-> Added more goatiness to the map.
-> Added and fixed achievements.
-> Increased the simulation realism by 25%.
-> Goat tongue realism increased by an additional 25%.
-> NPCs are now fully self aware and often ponder the meaning of life.
-> Added and removed profanity filter.
-> Flappy Goat hitbox unchanged.
-> Probably added some bugs.
-> Probably broke some workshop items.
-> Sheep are not goats.
-> Made a GUI in visual basic to track the assailants ip address.