Steinberg.Cubase5.SecretPothead.Build.5.1.2.(x86)

This shit is legt. If you're in doubt, upload it to jotti.org
or load it with PeStudio. You're welcome.

Screen 1: https://i.ibb.co/8mvtC8n/Cubase5a.png
Screen 2: https://i.ibb.co/dBFpDW5/Cubase5b.png
Screen 3: https://i.ibb.co/jyjjNQB/Cubase5c.png

Just extract it over your existing Cubase5.exe. Make
a damn backup first, if you care to have the original
handy, too. It's all on you, this time. You know what 
I'm sayin'; you know what I mean?