Stan Helsing (2009) 

Source: Stan.Helsing.DVDRip.XviD-BULLDOZER 

Encoded for G1, PSP, iPod, iPod Touch, iPhone, Zune, PS3, XBOX 360, WDTV and WDTV Live HD Media Players, AppleTV, and PC.

Genre: Comedy, Horror, 

This is a parody / spoof of Van Helsing.

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Helsing/

  http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/stan_helsing_a_parody/  

Movie Nfo - It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.

Quotes from the Movie -
Mia:Okay, you guys, be totally honest. Does my vagina make me look fat?

Stan Helsing: That doll mimed a blowjob and started smacking his ass. That's so weird.
Nadine: No no no no. That's not weird at all. It's you know, it's a MILF driving a car with a doll that's miming a blowjob and spanking his ass. Yeah yeah.
Teddy: Sound perfectly normal.
Mia: My brother said I used to give his GI Joe doll a boner.
Nadine: Okay, you probably want to keep that to yourself.

Nadine: I can't believe I ever went out with you.
Stan Helsing: The best six weeks of your life.
Nadine: It was two weeks.
Stan Helsing: Yeah, but I was doing you in my mind for the other four. 

Video Specs: 
Video #0          : AVC at 400 Kbps
Aspect            : 480 x 272 (1.765) at 23.976 fps

Audio #0          : AAC at 128 Kbps
Infos             : 2 channels, 48.0 KHz


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