Scout
Nelly - Batter Up*
Chuck Berry - You can't catch me*

Soldier
Souja Boy - Crank Dat*
Dragonforce - Soldiers of the Wasteland*

Pyro
The Trammps - Disco Inferno*
Arthur Brown - Fire*

Demoman
CB4 - I'm Black Y'all*
David Thomas - What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor?*

Heavy
Pantera - Mouth for War*
Lubeh Rasseya - Anthem of Russia*

Engineer
Daft Punk - Technologic*
Cypress Hill - Child of the West*

Medic
Paul Mccartney - Live And Let Die*
Danity Kane - Damaged*

Sniper
Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang*
Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At*

Spy
Johnny Rivers - Secret Agent Man*
Robbie Rotten (Lazy Town) - Master of Disguise*


Brought to you by Marquis Halim Tripfag Ondore IV, Reigning Moe King of Bhujerbah!REDREDLOGo (or #^vp*!sA3, if you want to be technical).

Special thanks to:

+4chan.
Gabe Newell (for being a fat fuck who neglects console versions of Valve games).
/v/ (for instilling the proper amount of rage necessary to never have a healthy social life.
Shane (Tell me your Steam ID, you jolly little negro).
Garry (You too, you jolly little Chinaman).
Bea Arthur (The love of my life. My inspiration).
TEAM ROOMBA (I want to be cool like you guys ;_;).